The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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