I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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