Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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