No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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