I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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