I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
She announced her abortion via fbk
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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