If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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