He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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