Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
