on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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