He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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