Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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