the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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