My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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