What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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