Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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