Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
How does one acquire holy water?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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