Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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