covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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