How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Randomize
