She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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