Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
high people should be assigned attendants
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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