I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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