is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Shame is for Republicans.
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