there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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