i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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