His pubic hair was longer than his dick
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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