it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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