I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
A+ Viking dick
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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