Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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