just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
It was like giving head to a cactus.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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