YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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