Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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