no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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