I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Randomize
