I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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