So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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