ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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