Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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