No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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