just come out here and I will go home with you...
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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