just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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