Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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