You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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