just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
tell me about the fingering
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