YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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