Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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