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He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Can I color on your dick again?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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