Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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