I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I'm really busy with my period
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