"it" just moved
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Just high enough for therapy.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
PANTIES FOUND
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